This will be my album cover if I were a musician right now.

Promises made, promises kept.

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Me looking hella disheveled after getting a giant qtip up my snout. All I wanted was more powerful meds to dam up the waterfall in my sinuses.

👩🏾‍⚕️:“We gotta check you for flu and Covid”
🐺: “Y’all didn’t do that so the my wife when she was here a few days ago”
👩🏾‍⚕️: takes out big ass q-tip from quantum space “look up right quick…”
an entire eternity of poking all my childhood memories into mash later

👩🏾‍⚕️: “give it 15 minutes and we’ll know…”
🐺: achooooo!!! “I can’t stop sneezi—" aaaaachoooo!!!

Your humble author after a very uncomfortable battery of tests at the doctor's office.

Time to get the last of the 年賀状wannabe cards shipped off to Japan! 🏣

(Some of y’all may know you are based on 郵便番号)

We were on a different set of tracks leading nowhere and everywhere at once.